Magic cactus

[altariel]

Taken from glitterboy1

Ask the Magic Cactus a question I asked the magic cactus, Why? and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME: It should be done using a monkey, a velvet suit, and lots of coal! reality subversion @ www.irreality.org.uk

Comments

Re: Try number 2!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

I think running away is the best option!

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Good plan. Because you can say one thing about succulents - they're not famed for their mobility.

Re: Try number 2!

[trixieleitz]

Maybe it's a triffid in disguise.

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

OK, now I'm freaked.

Re: Try number 2!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

It must be a triffid in disguise! It's managed to move from glitterboy1's LJ to yours, and now it's somehow found its way over to furius's LJ, too.

Yes,the Magic Cactus is going to destroy us all!

*whimper*

Hey, wait a minute. I think I may have some Roundup in the garage! Do you think herbicides can penetrate computer screens?

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Yes,the Magic Cactus is going to destroy us all!

*whimper*

Hey, wait a minute. I think I may have some Roundup in the garage! Do you think herbicides can penetrate computer screens?

I think at this stage anything's worth a go.

And then I'm going to make you a nice hot cup of tea!

Re: Try number 2!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

I'll blast away with the Roundup, then, and let the hospital's IT Department deal with the aftermath!

Die, cactus, die! *spray, spray, spray*

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Die, cactus, die! *spray, spray, spray*

My god, no...! It's... it's... GROWING!

Re: Try number 2!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

That's it, then. We're doomed.

*waits patiently to be devoured by the evil Magic Cactus of Irreality*

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Never give up! Never surrender!

Here, catch this chainsaw.