Magic cactus

[altariel]

Taken from glitterboy1

Ask the Magic Cactus a question I asked the magic cactus, Why? and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME: It should be done using a monkey, a velvet suit, and lots of coal! reality subversion @ www.irreality.org.uk

Comments

Re: Try number 2!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

I'll blast away with the Roundup, then, and let the hospital's IT Department deal with the aftermath!

Die, cactus, die! *spray, spray, spray*

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Die, cactus, die! *spray, spray, spray*

My god, no...! It's... it's... GROWING!

Re: Try number 2!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

That's it, then. We're doomed.

*waits patiently to be devoured by the evil Magic Cactus of Irreality*

Re: Try number 2!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Never give up! Never surrender!

Here, catch this chainsaw.