It's a full life, if a trifle banal

Oh, Ronnie, you make life more beautiful. It's so much better to see you smiling than clawing at your own face. Although Peter Ebdon makes me do that too.

So, in honour of your record breaking ninth competitive maximum break, here's another of my occasional polls for collecting important data about my friends for when the revolution comes.

Pollsters! If you previously chose Bach and The Left Hand of Darkness, here's your chance!

[Poll #1179544]

Dear Mister Postman,

Please don't knock on the door when ( Snooker drama )

Oh, it's my monthly chocolate subscription. As you were.