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Ask
the Magic Cactus a question


I
asked the magic cactus,


Why?

and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME:

It should be done using a monkey, a velvet suit, and lots of coal!


reality subversion @ www.irreality.org.uk







Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-03 07:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
*Altariel inches away from cactus too*

I wonder if we could prescribe the cactus something? Or perhaps we ought to shoot it?

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-03 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
I think running away is the best option!

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-03 01:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Good plan. Because you can say one thing about succulents - they're not famed for their mobility.

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-03 01:45 pm (UTC)
trixieleitz: sepia-toned drawing of a woman in Jazz Age costume, relaxing with a glass of wine. Text: Trixie (Default)
From: [personal profile] trixieleitz
Maybe it's a triffid in disguise.

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-03 11:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
It must be a triffid in disguise! It's managed to move from [livejournal.com profile] glitterboy1's LJ to yours, and now it's somehow found its way over to [livejournal.com profile] furius's LJ, too.

Yes,the Magic Cactus is going to destroy us all!

*whimper*

Hey, wait a minute. I think I may have some Roundup in the garage! Do you think herbicides can penetrate computer screens?

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-04 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Yes,the Magic Cactus is going to destroy us all!

*whimper*

Hey, wait a minute. I think I may have some Roundup in the garage! Do you think herbicides can penetrate computer screens?


I think at this stage anything's worth a go.

And then I'm going to make you a nice hot cup of tea!

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-04 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
I'll blast away with the Roundup, then, and let the hospital's IT Department deal with the aftermath!

Die, cactus, die! *spray, spray, spray*

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-04 01:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Die, cactus, die! *spray, spray, spray*

My god, no...! It's... it's... GROWING!

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-04 01:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
That's it, then. We're doomed.

*waits patiently to be devoured by the evil Magic Cactus of Irreality*

Re: Try number 2!

Date: 2003-08-04 02:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Never give up! Never surrender!

Here, catch this chainsaw.

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