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Ask
the Magic Cactus a question


I
asked the magic cactus,


Why?

and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME:

It should be done using a monkey, a velvet suit, and lots of coal!


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Date: 2003-08-02 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Ah, but the magic cactus told you only to turn over all those rocks that are in your path. What you need to do is never cross paths with a rock again. Bingo, meaning of life.

However, I think the magic cactus is right that the situation is a complex one. Perhaps monkeys and a velvet suit might help?

Date: 2003-08-02 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
Maybe I can dress the monkeys in velvet suits and send them out to turn over rocks until they find the stone under which the Meaning of Life is sitting?

Clearly, the Magic Cactus was right about the complexity of the situation! It's going to take a lot of monkeys...

Date: 2003-08-02 04:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Maybe I can dress the monkeys in velvet suits and send them out to turn over rocks until they find the stone under which the Meaning of Life is sitting?

This is turning into some weird glam rock version of The Wizard of Oz...


It's going to take a lot of monkeys...

Fly, fly, my pretties!

(Surely they're just going to find a rock with FORTY-TWO scratched on it, anyway?)

Date: 2003-08-02 05:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
(Surely they're just going to find a rock with FORTY-TWO scratched on it, anyway?)

Probably - but we won't know if we don't look! ;-)

Date: 2003-08-02 08:30 pm (UTC)
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[scratches "42" on a rock, holds it up triumphantly]

OK, can we go home and eat chocolate now?

Date: 2003-08-02 08:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
can we go home and eat chocolate now?

That sounds like the meaning of life to me.

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