The scientific ignorance of you humanities types never ceases to astonish me.
There is no such thing as a "chocolate addiction". Those cravings you feel are a certain sign that your body is starved for an essential nutrient, specifically vitamin C. (What did you think the "C" stood for, anyway? Obviously, chocolate!) When you feel those cravings, you should liberally indulge in chocolate, to insure that your body is receiving enough of this vital nutrient.
Trust me, I should know. Not only am I a physician, I used to live in Hershey, Pennsylvania (yep, the town where Hershey bars are made - during the summer, the whole town smells like brownies baking). Would I steer you wrong?
The scientific ignorance of you humanities types never ceases to astonish me.
I object! No less an establishment than A University has awarded me the degree of M.Sc.!! OK, so the science was psychology, but the fact remains that I have Mastered Science, and I have the piece of paper and the hat to prove it!
Would I steer you wrong?
Mmm, chocolatey goodness... But, you know, American chocolate isn't the real thing...
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Re: P.S.
Date: 2003-04-13 04:01 pm (UTC)Re: P.S.
Date: 2003-04-14 06:43 am (UTC)Hmm, what about my chocolate addiction?!
On the subject of "Chocolate Addition"
There is no such thing as a "chocolate addiction". Those cravings you feel are a certain sign that your body is starved for an essential nutrient, specifically vitamin C. (What did you think the "C" stood for, anyway? Obviously, chocolate!) When you feel those cravings, you should liberally indulge in chocolate, to insure that your body is receiving enough of this vital nutrient.
Trust me, I should know. Not only am I a physician, I used to live in Hershey, Pennsylvania (yep, the town where Hershey bars are made - during the summer, the whole town smells like brownies baking). Would I steer you wrong?
Re: On the subject of "Chocolate Addition"
Date: 2003-04-15 03:33 am (UTC)I object! No less an establishment than A University has awarded me the degree of M.Sc.!! OK, so the science was psychology, but the fact remains that I have Mastered Science, and I have the piece of paper and the hat to prove it!
Would I steer you wrong?
Mmm, chocolatey goodness... But, you know, American chocolate isn't the real thing...
Re: On the subject of "Chocolate Addition"
Date: 2003-04-16 05:38 am (UTC)It's just blended differently. Swiss chocolate is so high in vitamin C that the American constitution overdoses on it, you see. ;-)