If you were in my movie

[altariel]

Stolen from sallymn: Someone is writing your biography. Tell me what the opening sentence is. (Also, tell me who would play you in the movie, when your biography becomes a best seller.)

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

I'll show you mine if you show me yours!

[matildabj.livejournal.com]

Oh, gosh. It would probably be something about the fact that my Mum was obssessed with John F Kennedy, so it's ironic that her first born should appear on the anniversary of his assassination, maybe?

And as for who would play me... um, no idea. All the actresses I can think of are too beautiful, heh.

Okay, your turn!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

it's ironic that her first born should appear on the anniversary of his assassination

You can riff on a Sheryl Crow lyric: "She was born on the day Aldous Huxley died."


All the actresses I can think of are too beautiful

Nonsense!


Okay, your turn!
Here was what I posted on sallymn's journal:

"It was an old wall; it waited."

Emma Thompson has been suggested in the past, but she is tall, and got to sleep with Kenneth Branagh. Woody Allen is more likely.

[matildabj.livejournal.com]

Woody Allen is more likely.

*boggles*

[altariel.livejournal.com]

If you ever saw a picture of my dad, it would all make sense.

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

I think I saw an actress in something last week that made me think "hey, she looks like Una"... buggered if I can remember what it was though.

"M.T. looked at her belly and smiled. If she'd known she would be giving birth to a future layabout occultist pansexual nymphomaniac with tendencies towards substance abuse, depression and obsessive-compulsive watching and analysing of British telefantasy, she may have had changed her views on abortion." (See me being cheery...)

And I suppose it's Lauren Ambrose playing me, after putting on a few stone...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

*huggles you and offers my redhead icon to cheer you up*

Lauren Ambrose is an excellent choice.

[snowgrouse.livejournal.com]

Sarcasm always wins. I think:).

I don't get the Lauren Ambrose thing myself, she looks more like my little sister, but ho hum:)... still can't remember the name of the Una clone, damn it.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Una-clone could well have been one of my sisters, we all look identical, although one has curly red hair and the other has straight black hair.

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of Woody Allen to play me. He's going to be busy. (But I've no ideas for a first sentence."

[altariel.livejournal.com]

And imagine if we turned up in each other's film.

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

If you like your part in mine can be the mysterious woman whom I never pluck up the courage to introduce myself to.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

If you like, your part can be the wise next-door neighbour who says sage things over the garden fence in Home Improvement.