Stolen from sallymn: Someone is writing your biography. Tell me what the opening sentence is. (Also, tell me who would play you in the movie, when your biography becomes a best seller.)
Oh, gosh. It would probably be something about the fact that my Mum was obssessed with John F Kennedy, so it's ironic that her first born should appear on the anniversary of his assassination, maybe?
And as for who would play me... um, no idea. All the actresses I can think of are too beautiful, heh.
I think I saw an actress in something last week that made me think "hey, she looks like Una"... buggered if I can remember what it was though.
"M.T. looked at her belly and smiled. If she'd known she would be giving birth to a future layabout occultist pansexual nymphomaniac with tendencies towards substance abuse, depression and obsessive-compulsive watching and analysing of British telefantasy, she may have had changed her views on abortion." (See me being cheery...)
And I suppose it's Lauren Ambrose playing me, after putting on a few stone...
I don't get the Lauren Ambrose thing myself, she looks more like my little sister, but ho hum:)... still can't remember the name of the Una clone, damn it.
Ah, well if katlinel is having HBC, then I'll try a second draft.
"I hope it's a boy," said her brother. "Then I can teach him sport."
I've been trying to think of an actor who really does remind me of me, but I suspect the person I'm looking for is so nondescript I haven't noticed her. But if we get into my later life, maybe I can have Melissa Jaffer.
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Date: 2005-08-25 03:02 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-25 03:03 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-25 03:09 pm (UTC)And as for who would play me... um, no idea. All the actresses I can think of are too beautiful, heh.
Okay, your turn!
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Date: 2005-08-25 03:15 pm (UTC)You can riff on a Sheryl Crow lyric: "She was born on the day Aldous Huxley died."
All the actresses I can think of are too beautiful
Nonsense!
Okay, your turn!
Here was what I posted on
"It was an old wall; it waited."
Emma Thompson has been suggested in the past, but she is tall, and got to sleep with Kenneth Branagh. Woody Allen is more likely.
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Date: 2005-08-25 03:19 pm (UTC)*boggles*
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Date: 2005-08-25 03:20 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-25 05:07 pm (UTC)"M.T. looked at her belly and smiled. If she'd known she would be giving birth to a future layabout occultist pansexual nymphomaniac with tendencies towards substance abuse, depression and obsessive-compulsive watching and analysing of British telefantasy, she may have had changed her views on abortion." (See me being cheery...)
And I suppose it's Lauren Ambrose playing me, after putting on a few stone...
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Date: 2005-08-25 05:14 pm (UTC)Lauren Ambrose is an excellent choice.
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Date: 2005-08-25 05:16 pm (UTC)I don't get the Lauren Ambrose thing myself, she looks more like my little sister, but ho hum:)... still can't remember the name of the Una clone, damn it.
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Date: 2005-08-25 06:45 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-08-26 08:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-25 05:42 pm (UTC)And Mike Myers. Which kinda fits.
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Date: 2005-08-25 05:43 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-25 06:06 pm (UTC)And Helena Bonham Carter, ever since I saw her Lady Jane.
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Date: 2005-08-25 06:08 pm (UTC)Oh, fabulous!
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Date: 2005-08-25 09:28 pm (UTC)From the age of 2 and still going strong!
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Date: 2005-08-25 09:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-26 11:43 am (UTC)"I hope it's a boy," said her brother. "Then I can teach him sport."
I've been trying to think of an actor who really does remind me of me, but I suspect the person I'm looking for is so nondescript I haven't noticed her. But if we get into my later life, maybe I can have Melissa Jaffer.
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Date: 2005-08-26 12:30 pm (UTC)LOL!
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Date: 2005-08-25 07:00 pm (UTC)Billy Bob Thornton.
mk
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Date: 2005-08-25 08:00 pm (UTC)That's very cool.
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Date: 2005-08-25 08:07 pm (UTC)Eccleston, natch.
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Date: 2005-08-25 10:01 pm (UTC)Has to be Oliver Postgate saying it.
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Date: 2005-08-25 09:01 pm (UTC)I'd probably be played by some spotty oik from 'Stenders.
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Date: 2005-08-26 08:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-08-25 09:51 pm (UTC)And Helen Hunt.
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Date: 2005-08-26 08:53 am (UTC)Argh!