No, I saw him too! Unfortunately it wasn't Paul Hunter, who had very public-spiritedly declared himself willing to play in the nude if it would improve the viewing figures. It certainly would in my case, but the game's authorities (male, of course) thought not.
Ken, maybe. Or one of the Thai guys. Of course jekesta and the snooker_slash crowd would want it to be Matthew Stevens for the narrative possibilities!
That's the least of it. jekesta and her friend paranoidkitten, who if you ask me have both escaped from somewhere, are also the world's only source of Have I Got News For You vampire slash. Did you know that Michael Howard was a vampire, and had bitten Ian Hislop, who in turn had passed it on in a threesome with Angus and Paul Merton, and that this is why HIGNFY has to be filmed at night?
Did you know that Michael Howard was a vampire, and had bitten Ian Hislop, who in turn had passed it on in a threesome with Angus and Paul Merton, and that this is why HIGNFY has to be filmed at night?
You know, it makes a great deal of sense...
Although I also know from last week's Dead Ringers that Michael Howard is the Topsy-Turvy Lord of Misrule.
[Plumps up cushion in rocking chair, brews cafetiere of rocket fuel coffee, arranges fresh doughnuts of altariels's choice on plate to hand to celebrate altariel's return from the outer darkness]
I'm glad to know that there are subbuteo streakers. It restores my faith in humankind somewhat.
[Plumps up cushion in rocking chair, brews cafetiere of rocket fuel coffee, arranges fresh doughnuts of altariels's choice on plate to hand to celebrate altariel's return from the outer darkness]
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Date: 2004-05-26 07:31 am (UTC)Also: welcome back! :-)
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Date: 2004-05-26 07:56 am (UTC)Thanks for the welcome back ;-)
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Date: 2004-05-26 07:53 am (UTC)fnar!
Does this mean your internet is now unbroken?
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Date: 2004-05-26 07:56 am (UTC)My internet is now completely unbroken. I hope...
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Date: 2004-05-26 09:08 am (UTC)There has been abundant cuteness, in both my journal and
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Date: 2004-05-26 09:12 am (UTC)Almost a fortnight's worth of LJ posts to read (gulp).
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Date: 2004-05-26 09:22 am (UTC)Now, who would be a worthy competitor against Paul Hunter? Not Willie 'The Walrus' Thorne.
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Date: 2004-05-26 09:59 am (UTC)You know, it makes a great deal of sense...
Although I also know from last week's Dead Ringers that Michael Howard is the Topsy-Turvy Lord of Misrule.
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Date: 2004-05-27 11:21 am (UTC)I'm glad to know that there are subbuteo streakers. It restores my faith in humankind somewhat.
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Date: 2004-05-27 11:46 am (UTC)Gawd bless you, ma'am!