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Back now. Jetlagged. Going to watch The West Wing, then going back to bed.

My nail scissors were impounded on the way into the US - I would have been dangerous with them, no doubt. I restored a sense of empowerment by going into Wal-Mart and trying out the guns.

Date: 2003-10-07 06:42 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ithilwen.livejournal.com
Glad you're back - we missed you.

My nail scissors were impounded on the way into the US - I would have been dangerous with them, no doubt.

I had the same thing happen to me last year with a pair of nail scissors - I was going on a short business trip, and didn't check any bags, and had forgotten about the new restrictions. All I can say is that any airline passengers who would allow me (with my intimidating 5'2" build) to hijack their plane using nothing but a pair of small scissors as a "weapon" deserve their fate!

I restored a sense of empowerment by going into Wal-Mart and trying out the guns.

That's the spirit!

Date: 2003-10-08 09:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
It must be short people! (You have a couple of inches on me.) The Powers That Be must think we're a threat somehow. And, by gum, they'd be right.

Ninety dollars and I could have taken an Altariel-sized rifle back to the hotel with me. Getting it back through customs would have been tricky, and owning it in the UK even trickier. Never mind, I'll go and buy some nail scissors later.

Date: 2003-10-07 06:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kendokamel.livejournal.com
I'm rather surprised they confiscated them... I heard they'd eased up on regulations. They're letting little old ladies do their knitting, again...

There must be something about us vertically-challenged scholarly types that seem awfully menacing to x-ray-wielding airline security types.

Date: 2003-10-08 08:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
It was the bit where I was coming into the country. I must have looked terribly dangerous, with my shadowed eyes, exhausted face, complete confusion by the shoe-checking machine. and irritation at the imminent seven hour lay-over. It must have been the copy of 'All Quiet on the Western Front' that did it.

Date: 2003-10-07 07:09 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] trixieleitz
Welcome home! If you fall asleep during WW, it's repeated on Sunday. But of course you have the box of magicness, so no worries.

I had a pair of nail scissors confiscated when entering Sydney as a transit passenger. I was very cross, as much at myself for forgetting to put them in the suitcase as anything else. I tempered my wrath by checking out the hefty glass bottles in the duty-free, and plotting how to make them into daggers, a la the baddie in Snow Crash.

Date: 2003-10-07 07:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hafren.livejournal.com
Ah - just the way I lost my eyebrow tweezers. "Take this plane to Cuba: I've got a pair of tweezers and I'm not afraid to use them".

Friend of mine entering the US was asked something like "have you any intention of overthrowing the government?" To which the only reasonable answer can be "sole purpose of visit".

Date: 2003-10-07 07:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] cdybedahl.livejournal.com
An acquaintance of mine once got to turn around on JFK Airport and go right back to Sweden for truthfully answering "Yes" to the question if she'd ever been a member of a communist party.

Date: 2003-10-08 07:58 am (UTC)

Date: 2003-10-07 07:31 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] trixieleitz
To which the only reasonable answer can be "sole purpose of visit".

*snigger*

Date: 2003-10-07 10:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com
Reminds me of the fabled citizenship applicant who was asked if she favored the overthrow of the government by force or by violence, thought it over, and opted for violence.

Date: 2003-10-08 08:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
*laughing*

BTW, while I was on the flight, I actually had a chance to read the chapters of the fanfic book and make some notes on them. I appreciate this is ludicrously late - do you still want comments?

Date: 2003-10-08 07:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
I stayed up for the WW - good episode!

When I got in I had to ring my bank and scream blue murder at them for a spectacular piece of inefficiency. Jetlag really helped me focus there, until I found someone who would do exactly what I wanted, to get me off the phone.

Date: 2003-10-07 07:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com
Nice to see you back! Hope the conference (and paper in particular) went well.

Pity about the confiscation, though, personally, I think you could be bloody scary even *without* them, if you put your mind to it. The mind and wicked wit are mightier than the nail scissors. That and the patented Altariel Death Stare. :-)

Date: 2003-10-08 08:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
The paper went very well, thank you - people seemed to enjoy it. Plus I found another Blake's 7 fan there, astonishingly!

Glad you enjoyed 'Remembrance of the Daleks'... Have you been hooked on Who all over again? ;-D

Date: 2003-10-08 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com
I'm glad the paper went well. And nice to meet a B7 fan there. Your paper must have made their day!

Have you been hooked on Who all over again?

I'll certainly want to investigate more of the McCoy era, if they were all as good as that. But for the moment, I have enough other problems with last week's TNG, DS9 and Alias purchases. Oh yes, and all of the other stuff that I haven't managed to watch yet...
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Date: 2003-10-08 01:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kendokamel.livejournal.com
Nah, it was just boring old Canton, Ohio.

(Where we met and didn't even realize it until I got home! Heehee!)

Date: 2003-10-08 08:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
I was sampling the delights of Canton, Ohio! I really wanted to make it to NYC on the trip, but time was against me. Soon enough, soon enough!

Date: 2003-10-08 08:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rcfinch.livejournal.com
So they think long, sharp nails are less dangerous?

Date: 2003-10-08 09:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Apparently so - despite the dangerousness of my toenails being well documented.

Date: 2003-10-08 12:39 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
(Katlinel posting from work)

Welcome home! Glad you had a good trip.

I restored a sense of empowerment by going into Wal-Mart and trying out the guns.

What with this and the death stare, I'm getting visions of you as The Terminator now. I may have to lie down quietly in a darkened room to recover.

I wonder what's going to happen to all those nail scissors and tweezers that are currently displayed in glass boxes at various airports?

Date: 2003-10-08 12:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Mr A. was similarly horrified. Terminator, huh? Do I get to be Governor of California too?

I suspect all the nail scissors and tweezers will be melted down to make bullets.

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