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"I went out with a man who was much older than me when I was 20. he has some very fit bodies and was 450 and he told me that if I went w/ him, I could see what the nicer planets were like and how to meet his other selves. (live in small town in sc..tired of men that chew tobacco) he had travelled the universe, brought down many governments, drove a Whomobile, had a type 40, he was perfect of course many other females (and a few males) wanted to be his companion and he decided we should be friends. and now he dead from spectrox toxaemia."

http://www.journalfen.net/talkread.bml?journal=wizzard&itemid=2776

Date: 2003-09-11 05:23 pm (UTC)

Date: 2003-09-12 10:33 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Hilarious!

Iain

Date: 2003-09-12 10:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
There's an LJ icon out there which runs:

Gil-galad was an Elven-king
Of him the harpers sadly sing
The last whose realm was fair and free
Between the mountains and the sea
And now he dead from coke.

Date: 2003-09-15 11:47 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Shoud have stuck to Pepsi.

Iain

Date: 2003-09-15 11:49 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Ba-dum TISH!

Date: 2003-09-13 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] archbishopm.livejournal.com
That's brilliant.

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