It weren't me, m'lud

[altariel]

Meme pinched from all over:

If you saw me in a police car, what would you think I got arrested for?

Comments

[mraltariel.livejournal.com]

Murder of the annoying.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Why stop there?

[forodwaith.livejournal.com]

Stealing a police helmet.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

It did suit me though.

[(Anonymous)]

Your review of "Blake's 7: Animals".

D

[altariel.livejournal.com]

It was protective custody.

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

World domination.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

But I meant well...

[iainjcoleman.livejournal.com]

Breaching your ASBO.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Again.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Indeed, which Garak!?

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't not mention: glorifying terrorism.

But, if it's not that, it's probably Being Right.

[the-wild-iris.livejournal.com]

Walking to Las Vegas.

[hutch0.livejournal.com]

I barely know you, but I'd guess you'd stolen the car.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

That would explain why I got arrested rather than making a quick getaway - can't drive!

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

I'd probably think it was deep cover infiltration of CID.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I'm 'avin 'oops.

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

Trying to overthrow the government, of course! And I'd know you wouldn't be there long before you DISAPPEARED in a mist of dubious bureaucracy and mysterious, nondescript people with signatures on all the right documents.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

And then turned up eighteen months later in Havana!

[avon7.livejournal.com]

Overthrow of the government (on one of several worlds)... either that or Vila and Avon framed you.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Probably both!

[raspberryfool.livejournal.com]

Releasing Og to run amok in Peterborough. Grrrr...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I need a stronger leash.

[gfk88.livejournal.com]

Depends on whether you're wearing an orange jumpsuit. If yes, you're probably being extraordinarily rendished for putting your bins out early or something.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

The by-laws are tough in this mean city.

[azalaisdep.livejournal.com]

Kidnap. You were seen smuggling that very long, thin, vaguely Scottish-looking roll of carpet out of the boot of my car...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I promise I won't break under questioning and name you as my accomplice.

[(Anonymous)]

Am I supposed to judge based on what I know of your personality or to pretend I'm a stranger looking at you through a police car window?

If I'm judging based on what I know of you: serial book theft, or else you slashed the tires of every bicyclist you could find at Cambridge and got caught with the pen-knife in hand.

If I'm judging as a stranger: poisoning someone or some really amazing embezzlement scheme that lost some company thousands of dollars.

I think my psyche and I need to have a chat about its presuppositions now...

Dwim

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I think it's meant to be the former, but I like your variation very much. I'd assume that people were probably having their human rights violated in some way.


you slashed the tires of every bicyclist you could find at Cambridge and got caught with the pen-knife in hand

This nearly happened after walking home from the library last night, grr snarl grumble.

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

Too bendy a banana?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Damn EU!

[brinian.livejournal.com]

Splitting an infinitive. Your beta turned you in...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Those beta-readers are tough!

[azalaisdep.livejournal.com]

Going Equipped to Commit Fanfiction.

Aiding and Abetting Fanfic.

Lobbing Nuzgul in a Manner Likely to Cause a Breach of the Peace.

etc...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

These are revolutionary acts!