Let there be a little country without many people

[altariel]

How will you be suspended from LJ? by Anonymous LJ User
Username
Years on LJ
Snape	HotNot
Hours left until your suspension	38
Your crime	Mixing up "its" and "it's".
Who reported you	glitterboy1
Your fate	You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand. Two months later, the entire population is killed in the TezuRyo - TezuFuji ship wars.

Et tu, glitterboy1?

Comments

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

Curse his sudden but inevitable betrayal!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

It's always the quiet ones!

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

[Keeps mouth shut.]

[gair.livejournal.com]

You buy a tropical island and start a whole new country, where fandom can live at peace, unmolested by those who do not understand

Yes! Yes! The Queendom of Altariel!!

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

You must admit, though, your crime was rather a serious one.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

A shocker. I'd have shopped me in too.

All shall love me and despair!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't it be so much better?

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. It was like this red mist just descended.

But...apostrophes! How could you?

Re: All shall love me and despair!

[kerravonsen]

While it lasted.

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

I was thinking of reporting her for writing "under way" as "underway".

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Can I come to your tropical island too? Please?

And I bet you were stitched up good and proper! Stands to reason, you must be innocent!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Alas, yu are the last person I thought would succumb to a grammar error! Still, Fandom Island sounds like it might be adequate compensation for your suffering (at least for two months).

Re: All shall love me and despair!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I'm still trying to keep wordcount down.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

You'll be on the grand barge at the front.

I bet I was stitched up too. That glitterboy1, he's nothing but a copper's nark.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

It's reading all those undergraduate essays has spoiled me for apostrophe use. I'm a broken husk of a woman.

Ah well, a two month reign of glory is better than nothing. Perhaps we could ban Manga fans, or whatever it is starts the fighting.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

*is shamed* All those undergraduate essays have weakened my powers!

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Yay! *dances cautiously so as not to fall overboard*

Don't let that babyface glitterboy1 fool you!

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

There's no point in banning the manga fans; it will only delay the inevitable. We'd still have the pro-slashers versus the anti-slashers, the real person ficwriters versus the "RPF is evil!" ficwriters, Hobbit fans versus Elf fans, LOTR fans versus Silm fans, the many different and mutually antagonistic Harry Potter shippers, Star Trek versus Star Wars, the never-to-be-ended Kirk versus Picard battle...

Fandom Island is destined to be a volcanic place!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Aaaargh! One thing that LJ/6A have managed to do: unite the ununiteable.

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Remarkable, isn't it? :D Perhaps all would be well on Fandom Island if Six Apart Island was located nearby to provide a handy target for fannish wrath.