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So those spammer names have given me a lot of idle pleasure over the past few months, not least this:

Your spammer name is: Vigilante Squeezable

Get your own spammer name



But Adulterer Q. Carefully really has to be my favourite so far.

Date: 2006-04-13 12:28 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lamentables.livejournal.com
Oh cool: I'm Significant P. Bandstand.

*wanders off giggling hysterically*

Date: 2006-04-13 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Oh, that's very grand!

Date: 2006-04-13 12:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] aervir.livejournal.com
Pentagram L. Waterproof

Sounds like an occultist trying to sell mackintoshes...

Date: 2006-04-13 12:48 pm (UTC)

Date: 2006-04-13 12:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] matildabj.livejournal.com
Digested J. Terrible

That's utterly brilliant.

Date: 2006-04-13 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
It's keeping me far too amused.

Date: 2006-04-13 12:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com
Windmill K. Verbiage

I wonder whether it's trying to tell me something...

Date: 2006-04-13 12:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Zip comes as standard.

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Date: 2006-04-13 01:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eldritchhobbit.livejournal.com
I love it!

I'm Covetous L. Waterproof. :)

Date: 2006-04-13 01:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Ooh you're the one nicking my umbrellas!

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I'm Senator Squeezable!

Date: 2006-04-13 01:30 pm (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] lizblackdog.livejournal.com
I LOVE spam! I have letters from Hatchery G. Kuwait and Polyglot D. Answer carefully preserved in my bulk email folder as we speak.

...someone needs to write a story where every character has a spam name. Next time you're really drunk, think about it.

Re: I'm Senator Squeezable!

Date: 2006-04-13 01:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Next time you're really drunk, think about it.

I might not need to be drunk. It would be the kind of story where characters would roar, wouldn't it?

"Damn you!" roared Polyglot D. Answer.
"Damn you!" Hatchery G. Kuwait hurled back.

Re: I'm Senator Squeezable!

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...some time later

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OMG

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Re: OMG

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Date: 2006-04-13 04:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raspberryfool.livejournal.com
Bonjour, I'm 'Eerie Versailles'

Near the top of the list was 'Decimus Below'...

Date: 2006-04-13 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
Ooh, spooky!

Date: 2006-04-13 05:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] emeraldsedai.livejournal.com
God, this is fun. I'm "Isotope Castanets."

Sounds like one of those bizarre physics or astronomy terms--a particle or a galaxy or a radioactive Carmen Miranda hat or something.

Date: 2006-04-13 06:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
That's a particularly pleasing one.

Date: 2006-04-13 09:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] executrix.livejournal.com
a radioactive Carmen Miranda hat or something
Can't Stop the Tutti-Frutti! (or the Fruity-Oaty)

PS--using a false name? Well, who in the damn Galaxy ain't?

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Date: 2006-04-13 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jhall1.livejournal.com
I'm Isotope Versailles, which I think is rather grand. I see myself as a descendant of an illegitimate son of Louis XIV. When not spamming, I'm a brilliant physicist.

Date: 2006-04-13 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] jhall1.livejournal.com
Alternatively I'm the child of Emeraldsedai and Raspberryfool!

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Date: 2006-04-13 06:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
When not spamming, I'm a brilliant physicist.

LOL! The Einstein of spam.

Date: 2006-04-14 03:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pretty-poodle.livejournal.com
Agitator Q. Waxing

...lol.

:D

Date: 2006-04-14 09:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
That's... beautiful!

Date: 2006-04-14 10:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com
Lurid Dentistry *Happily sharpening my teeth*

Date: 2006-04-20 01:20 am (UTC)
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From: [identity profile] jomacmouse.livejournal.com
Colossus Bandstand. Or, alternatively, Criteria Chloroform. Just like Sally M. Sally must've been using her first name, which seems to behave the same way as mine with these things. Only way I can explain it...

Date: 2006-04-20 08:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com
They sound like the difference between male and female! (I used my journal name and my own name, but can't remember now if I only used my first name.)

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