This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

[altariel]

This piece in today's Guardian, The way of the PhDiva, seems to me to be (unintentionally? Help, I can't tell!) hilarious. Opening sentence: "I have been near Cannes for the film festival and reading Vanity Fair."

Hmm: "I nipped round to Tescos for a cornish pasty and have been reading Georgette Heyer."

I seem to be having tremendous difficulty with my lifestyle...