Mr A. strikes again

[altariel]

Q: Where does Beer Man live?
A: Maida Vale.

Comments

[scottpearson.livejournal.com]

Can you translate that for an American who doesn't drink beer?

The only beer joke I understand I learned from Monty Python:

Q: Why is American beer like making love in a canoe?
A: Because it's f*$#in' close to water.

[steepholm.livejournal.com]

Or: "Don't take the piss out of Budweiser! There'll be nothing left."

[communicator.livejournal.com]

You were watching University Challenge? They didn't recognise James Stewart! 'Is it Robert Redford?'

[mraltariel.livejournal.com]

It was kind of a Jeopardy moment. We heard the answer, but not the question.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Just say what you see ;-)

[altariel.livejournal.com]

We were indeed. I missed that bit, thank god.

[communicator.livejournal.com]

Seldom have I seen such Paxmanesque contempt

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

*groan*

[katlinel.livejournal.com]

Will Mr A be there all week?

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

;-)

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

*cries*

I hope you're happy.

[raspberryfool.livejournal.com]

*sigh*

Ok, so why don't polar bears eat penguins?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Can't get the wrappers off.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Welcome to our world.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! (BTW, did you catch the programme on solving cryptic crosswords on BBC Four last night?)

[altariel.livejournal.com]

:-D

[altariel.livejournal.com]

*rubs hands and cackles*

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Unless we close.

[jmswallow.livejournal.com]

*chokes*

Of course, American beer is all well and good, but it you send it to your vet, he'll tell you your horse is diabetic.

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

A joke that was shared with me recently:

Why did the scarecrow win a Nobel?

He was at the top of his field!

[toft-froggy.livejournal.com]

What's this: o


A polar bear in a snowstorm.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

ba-dum TISH!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Aw, that's cute.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Heh, I like that one.