That's right, stick me in a cupboard and forget about me while you run off saving the world. Listen lady, I can shoot fucking laser beams out of my nose. You'd think that would make me a useful cunt to have around when the shit goes down, but no, you just have to do it all yourself, right up until the scary aliens start chasing after you and then it's all "Help, help, if only I had a laser gun!" Too fucking late, bitch. I'll just sit here in my fucking cupboard and leave your scrawny ass to any extraterrestrial motherfucker that wants to have a pop. Happy now?
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Date: 2008-10-09 11:35 am (UTC)