Your days are numbered, Johnny-boy

[altariel]

You write angst, angst, and more angst. For you, a
story isn't a story unless someone gets
molested/tortured/humiliated/abused. That's
okay, though; nobody writes angst better than
you! Not only that, but your plotlines, however
dark, are quite often very original. Those who
can stomach what you dish out will gladly
attest to your greatness and brilliance. Some
might even call you a god! A rather cruel god,
but a god nonetheless. Your writing is probably
hauntingly beautiful, and someone who's read
your stuff will never forget it.


What Kind of Fanfiction Writer Are You?
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Comments

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

Woohoo, a fellow angster! Funny, I don't think of your stories as particularly angsty, but Quizilla quizes never lie. I guess this means that Faramir better start watching out...

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Lord, even after all I put him in through in 'A Game of Chess'?!

There's a Denethor Lives! story currently in the works. I've just got to the Houses of Healing. Hang on to your hat.

[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Your writing is probably hauntingly beautiful, and someone who's read your stuff will never forget it.

Wow. Those quizzes are accurate! :D

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Aw! *blushes* Thank you!

But will you still love me when you see 'Withered Tree', I wonder...?

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Oh dear... is there cause for me to stop loving you after reading 'Withered Tree'?

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Trying to sneak spoilers from me? I see your mind!

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

*polishes halo* Who, me?

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

That's a very nice halo. But using shoe polish on it? Hmm...

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's the same brand that Aragorn uses on his crown. Not that I've stolen the crown and all its polishing equipment to give to Denethor or anything like that.

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Now you've got me thinking of the 'ashy residue' in Alawa's story 'The Jewel in the Crown':

http://www.henneth-annun.net/stories/chapter.cfm?STID=335

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Bwuahahahahah!

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Did you just go and read that?!? That was quick!

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

LOL. Actually, I'd already read the fic before. Though I'd love to brag of such quick reading skills.

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

That's a relief. I was slightly perturbed, and wondered if I'd just somehow lost fifteen minutes of my life.

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

That is *such* a cool result. It more than makes up for John 'smirking' Sheridan :-). It's also, dare I say, pretty accurate.

From space station commander to god, in the space of 8 hours. I say again: powerful thing, LiveJournal.

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Alien #1: Shall we tell her of the abduction?
Alien #2: No no no. We must keep this a secret at all costs.
Alien #1: (nods) Got it, chief.

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

I knew it. I knew there was a room in which the population of the entire world (and now, it turns out, the populations of *other* worlds) all hid so that they could plot evil deeds against me.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

From space station commander to god, in the space of 8 hours. I say again: powerful thing, LiveJournal.

Transfigurative, in fact. I ain't knocking it!

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

*patpat* It's all right, Una. I'm sure it'll all go away once you finish posting that Denethor AU. :-)

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

*gibbers gently*

[altariel.livejournal.com]

It's also, dare I say, pretty accurate.

Mostly the bits about the torture.

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

You know, Una, Denethor tells me that if you treat him nicely in this AU of yours, he might be tempted to let Faramir give you a massage. ;-) What say you? *g*

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

You think Faramir and I don't already have a private arrangement...? ;-p

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Denethor tells you to go to your room, young lady. :P

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Will he be joining me?

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

He says that he will be there shortly, with complete historians' account of his rule of Gondor and an essay on why he'd make a better King than Aragorn.

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

Mm, Gondorian history... he knows how to give this girl a good time...

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[aralanthiriel.livejournal.com]

Heehee, I have no doubt that Denethor was quite the ladies' man in his time. ;-)

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[altariel.livejournal.com]

The Casanova of the South.