Desperate mind in search of distraction

[altariel]

It's Friday, and there are 499 words to go before I can flee my desk for the day and enjoy the thrills and spills of the Big Brother finale.

Entertain me! Quiz me! Dance for me, damn you!

ETA: to paraphrase the Great Tosser Ramsay himself: "Wordcount target? Done."

Comments

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

Heh. I'm looking forward to tonight.

Me dancing is right out, I'm afraid. But if you want some amusement, you could always try imagining it.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Heh, yes, that'll keep me going ;-)

[sallymn.livejournal.com]

One's virtual dance in your honour was cut short I'm afraid, by one virtually stubbing one's toes. And virtually falling over.

'Tis always the way...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Ouch ouch ouch! *helps you up, rubs toe*

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

Oy you! Get back to work!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

*slinks off*

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

Big Brother is watching you ...

[iainjcoleman.livejournal.com]

We can swap if you like: I'll do your 499 words, and you can have a go at turning computer scientists' bullet points into coherent English prose.

In fact, I'll give you one for free: concupiscent. There you are, only 498 to go!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

You know, I've had a police car sitting outside for most of the morning. It went off for a bit to answer a call, then came back and hung around for a while. Went off about half-an-hour ago and hasn't come back - yet.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

turning computer scientists' bullet points into coherent English prose

I've served my time with the prose of engineers.


concupiscent

With this you are spoiling me.

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

Ha! Look at that icon!

Perhaps one of your neighbours has reported you for speeding?

[trixieleitz]

*drops a hip*

[gfk88.livejournal.com]

If you start right now, and don't get up to do extraneous things like make coffee, you can just about squeeze in a viewing of Smiley's People before you need to switch over.

This doesn't help with the words. Though - hey - if you just copy out the script as you watch, you're more or less bound to end up with something good.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I like your thinking, sir...

[altariel.livejournal.com]

*swoons*

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

I danced! Did you see?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

God, I dread to think.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I was entertained! I hope you saw!

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

No, I'd be far too selfconscious if I thought about who was watching.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Well, I clapped afterwards, so I hope you heard that at least.

[trixieleitz]

Oy, stop that crazy swooning and get back to work!

*picks hip up again, puts it on shelf*

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

And then there are those doggy websites you've been visiting ...

[kalypso-v.livejournal.com]

[Curtsies]

[altariel.livejournal.com]

*flowers*

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Doggy or dodgy?!