Sick

[altariel]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Altarielosis
Cause:	zombie attack
Symptoms:	mild nausea, mild euphoria, stiffness, pyromania
Cure:	drink lots of water
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Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

This sounds disconcertingly accurate. Right down to the 1980s haircut.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Mmm, I like the cure though.

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Jhall1's Disorder
Cause:	too much sleep
Symptoms:	walking like a zombie, cloudy urine, anxiety, dry rot
Cure:	paint a black cross on your front door and wait
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I think the anxiety is caused by worrying about the dry rot. Wouldn't an alarm clock be a more effective cure?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I hope your zombie antics aren't what infected me!

[jhall1.livejournal.com]

I suppose that if one's turned someone into a zombie, even if accidentally, an apology isn't really sufficient. Presumably your stiffness symptom is a less alarming way of saying "rigor mortis".

[edge-of-ruin.livejournal.com]

Crikey! Pyromania!

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Pyromania??? *falls over with laughter*

Are you sure you aren't an evil minion of Sauron?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Isn't he an evil minion of mine?!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I knew that would smoke you out! ;-D

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

A-ha! So it was you who snatched that dratted One Ring out of the fire of Orodruin and ran away with it! I knew it!

[altariel.livejournal.com]

You wondered what that ring was when we were at the coach stop...

[wiseheart.livejournal.com]

Indeed. How could I be so blind? *g*