Perils of surburbia

[altariel]

Isn't always the way? You hop into the shower in advance of an afternoon of catching up with work and then a man turns up with a wood-chipping machine and asks you to keep an eye out because he shouldn't be operating it alone and you'll have to ring the ambulance for him if something goes wrong. (And, damn, I mentioned Fargo which he must get all the time but he was still polite enough to smile.)