Lies and damn lies

This meme is one in which I tell you five things about me, one of which is not true, and you have to guess which.

1. My first piece of fanfiction was a Blake's 7 stickman cartoon.
2. In a primary school Christmas play, I played the Christmas Pudding.
3. While doing my master's degree, I supported myself by proofreading erotic fiction.
4. I have never read Hamlet.
5. I once had dinner with Michael Portillo.