Amazingly accurate

[altariel]

From belegcuthalion

Which generic smut novel character are you? (With somewhat relevant pictures!) The Burly, Surly Stable Hand Do enjoy heavy lifting, heavy eating, and heavy drinking? Are you good at picking up bales of hay and fine-looking women? Are you wearing flannel at the moment? If you answered an affirmative grunt to any of the above, then “The Burly, Surly Stable Hand” category has you profiled.

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Comments

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

I got "Rascally Unshaven Rogue". ::scratches head:: Was that because I chose the sparkly gowns, or because I said I was velvety, like a rose dipped in butter?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

It doesn't seem to be the most accurate of quizzes. I can answer with a negative grunt to all the descriptors in mine.

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

No, I really am a Rascally Unshaven Rogue, I was just being silly.

;-)

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Er... though I did choose the sparkly gowns and butter.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

:-D

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

Apparently, I'm a well endowed kitchen wench, given to slipping in the rain while wearing revealing cotton gowns.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Uncanny.

[(Anonymous)]

(Katlinel at work)

I am:


The Obscenely Wealthy Heiress

Poor dear, all alone in your opulent estate, with no one but a tight-fisted, controlling prude of a relative to keep you company. Perhaps you can entreat some strapping young lad into educating you in the ways of the world.

Ahem. Does this mean I should ask the burly stablehands to form an orderly queue?

[altariel.livejournal.com]

Gladly, milady.

[glitterboy1.livejournal.com]

That was one of the thoughts that occurred to me. Another one was, "I'm not posting *that*".

[(Anonymous)]

(Katlinel still at work, although quite clearly not actually working, on the grounds that if she were, she'd be asleep in two seconds with her head on the keyboard, and so not working anyway.)

[peeks over fan at your burliness, flutters eyelashes, and simpers]

BTW, the one quiz Sugoll ever did was a careers options quiz at secondary school. It told him that his ideal career was stable groom. Possibly this explains why, now and forevemore, he thinks all quizzes are total tosh.

[kathyh]

I got that one too. I'll admit to the heavy eating and drinking but all the rest gets negative grunting from me.

[applegnat.livejournal.com]

Vna! I am Duessa!

Muahahaha.

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've been near a bale of hay in my life.

[ithilwen.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to figure out why the picture of the burly, surly stable hand shows him hanging onto something that looks suspiciously like ship's rigging...

[trixieleitz]

[peeks over fan at your burliness, flutters eyelashes, and simpers]

I think my brain just crashed.

[genarti]

I too am a Rascally Unshaven Rogue!

Are we supposed to team up, or keep trying to sabotage each other, or what?

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

Er... I think the traditional method is to team up on the surface, and try to sabotage each other behind the scenes.

[genarti]

Excellent!

Here's to a long alliance, then, ol' buddy! *beams and offers hand for handshake*

*crosses fingers of other hand behind back*

[altariel.livejournal.com]

I bet he just rescued her from a pirate ship. Arrr!