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altariel ([personal profile] altariel) wrote2005-07-20 07:58 pm

Paris

So we did have a really lovely long weekend in Paris, although it's important to realize that our take on holidaying is all about eating as much good food as possible and then working off the calories by sitting down and watching people hurry past on their way to do improving things. It's worked well in the past, so we saw no particular need to alter our practice this time.

We went to see Suzanne Vega at Cambridge Corn Exchange the evening before setting off (Thursday): it was an incredibly hot evening. The support act (can't remember her name, it sounded like but obviously wasn't 'Nooka') was a Tori Amos-style pianist/guitarist who I would have thought was fabulous when I was sixteen (that isn't meant in a bitchy way, I'm just grumpier now). Suzanne herself was marvellously grumpy (in the right kind of way), particularly about a review in The Guardian which had said one of her new songs was about gardening. It wasn't about gardening exactly (it was about a plant that was growing happily now, as a metaphor for where she is since her divorce), but there was enough detail to suggest intimate knowledge of gardening. It was just herself and a bass player; not sure if this entirely suited all her songs; 'Blood Makes Noise' lost a lot of the texture. But the more guitar-based ones worked really well, particularly 'In Liverpool' and 'Gypsy'; it's astonishing to think she was only 18 when she wrote that one (the lyrics are quite naive, but that's a lot of the charm). Definite highlight for me was 'Small Blue Thing', which sounded great, just her and the guitar. SV's daughter Ruby (aged 10 or 11) came on and played the finger cymbals on 'Solitaire', which was brilliant, not just because it's a great song, but because several of SV's songs are about her, and it was just really nice to see her. The audience seemed to be made up of women who had dragged their partners along (into which category we fell) and men there by themselves.

Unfortunately we had to sneak off at 10pm to get the train down to London, and missed the last couple of songs. We stayed the night (well, just under five hours) at a hotel just off Trafalgar Square and checked out hideously early to the usual cry of, "Whose idea was this exactly?" Decided to walk over to Waterloo; this is when we discovered my special power, which is the ability always to find Charing Cross Station. Unfortunately, Waterloo appears to be outside of my expertise... Some aimless wandering around the South Bank followed until we found the secret way... Got to Gare du Nord incredibly early on Friday morning, even adding on the hour. Hotel check-in turned out to be 3pm (we were at the Hotel Ambassador on Boulevard Hausmann), so we dumped the bags and went in search of caffeine and protein, and then stationed ourselves in the Tuileries (Paris's own version of Central Park, as you may recall) for some dedicated people-watching. In fact, the highlight was a scary gull of fear that was terrorizing fishies and small children alike; I'm not very tall and it had me running scared. We were both really flaked out by the end of the day; I dimly but happily remember some good Lebanese food.

On Saturday, we made an effort and went to the Louvre; I'd never been there before: on my first trip to Paris it was being built or rebuilt (that's more likely, isn't it); second time round we got grumpy at the ticket prices, but this time I had an urge to commune with my sacred feminine, and in we went. I enjoyed the building itself a lot more than the contents, to be honest, although I did find an El Greco (Christ on the Cross Adored by Donors) and there was some excellent anthropology to be done around the Mona Lisa. Not just the expected crowd lining up to take photos of the backs of other people's heads in front of a blurry picture, but people who were lining up their cameras and taking a series of shots and then leaving without ever looking directly at the picture at all... Ah, the modern world, how strange are your ways. I think I may have had a grump about globalization at some point. More people-watching later in the Tuileries including an amazing piece of yer actual modern world in action as we watched some bloke turn up and feed the birds for fifteen minutes. I know it doesn't sound exciting; trust me, it was fascinating to watch... We finished the day with a slap-up dinner at the hotel's extremely good restaurant (mmm... scampi ravioli... mmm... caramelized figs with grapefruit ice-cream) where we were hugely if unintentionally entertained by the couple at the next table (she had ordered his food and he was looking my way periodically with sheer nekkid fig-envy). Between that and the presse I'd had earlier, the word of the day was definitely 'pamplemousse'.

My notes for the next couple of days are a bit scratchy... Sunday was blisteringly hot and so of course this was the day when we did a huge amount of wandering around Saint-Germain des Prés and Ile Saint-Louis. Obviously, given the heat, this was interspersed with the usual cries of "Whose idea was this exactly?" (Particularly when there was a bit of a cock-up on the navigation front, and we found ourselves right by the hotel we'd stayed in last time we'd been in Paris.) Exhausting day, but very lovely. On Monday we made an abortive attempt to visit the Musee d'Orsay which is, so it turns out, closed on Mondays; that was OK since after Sunday's marathon we felt perfectly justified in camping out in the Tuileries, watch people go by and make up life-stories for them - happily did this several hours. In the evening we discovered the delights of the TV drama 'Dolmen', which seemed to about weird shit happening around some standing stones; at least I think that's what it was about, since my French is limited pretty much to 'pamplemousse' and so we just made up some stories to go with the pictures, which was quite entertaining in and of itself. I may try it with TV I can actually follow. On our last day (Tuesday) we were leaving late evening, but had to check out mid-morning, so we decided to take one of those hop-on, hop-off tour buses which meant I got to go very slowly once around Paris (it took just over two hours) and then shout, "Again! Again!" I really enjoyed this as it took us a bit further than the usual haunts; plus, entertaining commentary on dodgy headphones, and a fifteen minute stop to watch some scaffolding being put up. I've wanted to do one of these bus tours for ages; I think I'll do one here now.

I've put some of the pictures Mr A. took from the bus up here. Please be particularly impressed with the one of the Eiffel Tower, which was taken from the top of the tour bus, with the camera held up and pointed back over the shoulder.

So, that was Paris.

[identity profile] kendokamel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 07:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, sounds wonderful!

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
It definitely was! :-)

Pamplemousse

(Anonymous) 2005-07-20 07:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Does it taste good as ice cream? I can't seem to enjoy it in its natural form, I need it to be put through a flavor extractor, chemically altered, and injected into some other substance like soda. I'm thinking ice cream might not be bad either.

Please be particularly impressed with the one of the Eiffel Tower, which was taken from the top of the tour bus, with the camera held up and pointed back over the shoulder.

Bravo, Mr. A! I really liked the blue guy all tied up--where was that, do you recall?

I am, however, somewhat disappointed. I thought we were going to get a few pink!Altariel pics to go with this photolog. No trip is complete without the One Bad Shot of You to share around!

Thanks for the amusing travel journal!

Dwim

Re: Pamplemousse

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
It was absolutely scrumptious; the figs were sticky and sweet, and the ice-cream was a palate cleanser... Mmm!

I really liked the blue guy all tied up--where was that, do you recall?

I think it was the Place Vendome (Mr A. will correct me if I'm wrong). The buildings on one side were being renovated (you can see the boarding in the background), and they had some sculptures out so it didn't look too ghastly.

I thought we were going to get a few pink!Altariel pics to go with this photolog.

Hehehe... There are one or two, although Mr A. is in shot in most of them, and I'm preserving his decency ;-D

[identity profile] iainjcoleman.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 08:52 pm (UTC)(link)
His what?

Re: Pamplemousse

(Anonymous) 2005-07-20 10:01 pm (UTC)(link)
It was absolutely scrumptious; the figs were sticky and sweet, and the ice-cream was a palate cleanser... Mmm!

It sounds wonderful. *melts*

The buildings on one side were being renovated (you can see the boarding in the background), and they had some sculptures out so it didn't look too ghastly.

Huh. I love it! The French put out statues to make up for the ugly construction work, the Germans hire Deutsche Telekom to produce a giant sheet with a picture of the classic Brandenburg Gate on it to hide the real one when it's undergoing reconstruction. And in America... well, the building down the street has a frickin' huge tractor parked in a wreckage-strewn yard where there used to be a house, and the entire sidewalk between the house and the street, on two blocks (it's on a corner, backed up to a store that's also getting demolished), is fenced off with yellow crime scene tape so we'll notice the copious amounts of glass lying all around, apparently. I suppose it's because it's not a historical moumnent, but still.

There are one or two, although Mr A. is in shot in most of them, and I'm preserving his decency ;-D

Photoshop can take care of that, you know...

Dwim

Re: Pamplemousse

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
the Germans hire Deutsche Telekom to produce a giant sheet with a picture of the classic Brandenburg Gate on it to hide the real one when it's undergoing reconstruction

Yes, that's what it was like when I was there (I can be unlucky visiting places). The National Gallery had bits of board and tarpaulin stuck around it last time I went past, if that's any consolation.

[identity profile] chazzbanner.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh lovely-lovely!

And, to top it off, a Powell and Pressburger icon. :-)

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
My favourite film :-)

[identity profile] jhall1.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I enjoyed reading that, and I totally agree with your first paragraph.

In the evening we discovered the delights of the TV drama 'Dolmen', which seemed to about weird shit happening around some standing stones; at least I think that's what it was about, since my French is limited pretty much to 'pamplemousse' and so we just made up some stories to go with the pictures, which was quite entertaining in and of itself.

There's at least one excellent precedent, since AIUI it's what Eric Thompson did when writing his scripts for The Magic Roundabout.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
it's what Eric Thompson did when writing his scripts for The Magic Roundabout

Oh, excellent point!

Glad you enjoyed the post :-)

[identity profile] emeraldsedai.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the word every day should be "pamplemousse," don't you?

Wonderful little travelogue and photo set.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I think the word every day should be "pamplemousse," don't you?

You know, I think you're right!

Glad you enjoyed the post and the photos :-)

[identity profile] espresso-addict.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 09:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Definite highlight for me was 'Small Blue Thing'...

One of my favourite songs ever.

The Mona Lisa thing is funny -- when we went, the rest of the galleries were nearly empty, and you still had to queue to get into that room. From what little it was possible to see of it, it didn't seem to have the presence of some of the other pieces of well-known art I've seen.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
The Mona Lisa was actually bigger than I expected, given that so many people had said, "Oh, it was so much smaller than I expected!" I must have shrunk it down to postage stamp size in my head.
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[personal profile] kathyh 2005-07-20 09:14 pm (UTC)(link)
there was some excellent anthropology to be done around the Mona Lisa.

You're telling me there is. I just felt like standing there yelling "There's a better Leonardo portrait in the room next door, you fools!"

I've wanted to do one of these bus tours for ages; I think I'll do one here now.

There great fun, if pricey. J always dies of embarrassment when I want to go on one, but I drag him anyway. An open topped bus tour of Dublin in sub zero temperatures was particularly fine.

Sounds like you had a wonderful time and I love the photos. The French Darth Vader looks particularly cool.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:27 pm (UTC)(link)
It was quite pricey; going round twice did feel like we got our money's worth (I think the tickets were valid for 2 days too but, of course, we were leaving the next day). I do want to do one here; it's always interesting to see a town you know well from a completely different angle.
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[personal profile] kerravonsen 2005-07-20 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds lovely!

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:06 pm (UTC)(link)
It was great :-)

[identity profile] halimede.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 09:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Those are lovely pictures. Looking at the first one just then, I'm impressed with the Eifel tower for the first time ever. I think because it captures several qualities at the same time: the size, the historical, embellishedness of it, and the Godzilla Foot Coming Down feel of it. Cool. :)

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm very glad you like the pictures - they don't quite catch how white the sunlight was, I think we've not quite worked out one of the settings on the camera. The Eiffel Tower one is slightly tweaked to correct for that, but the shot was just as Mr A. snapped it.

[identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
That sounds a splendid weekend, the whole thing. And thanks for a funny write-up. I'm really pleased you had such a good time.

Lovely photos. It's the Backstroke of the West!

What is it about Waterloo station? You wouldn't think that it could be that easy to hide an entire railway station.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Glad you enjoyed the write-up; we really did have a smashing weekend.


What is it about Waterloo station? You wouldn't think that it could be that easy to hide an entire railway station.

I think it moves. I think it's the Brigadoon of British Rail.

[identity profile] the-wild-iris.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Great to see the pictures!

Capturing the European aspect of Darth Vader is much more sensible than fighting through the scrum around the Mona Lisa. (When I was last in Paris, I remember taking a photo of a wall-sized Pirates of the Carribean poster.)

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-20 10:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Capturing the European aspect of Darth Vader is much more sensible than fighting through the scrum around the Mona Lisa.

Absolutely - plus, got to sit on a bus while we were taking it. Do you still have the PotC picture?

[identity profile] communicator.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 08:35 am (UTC)(link)
Great write up. My favourite thing in the Louvre was the Venus De Milo. I thought it was awesome, and stood staring at it with my gob open.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 10:56 am (UTC)(link)
The crowd was so large around the Venus de Milo we couldn't get near it, unfortunately.

[identity profile] communicator.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 11:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, things have changed, because when I was there they were all crowded round the Mona Lisa, and ignoring the Venus. Perhaps its more famous now.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-21 12:00 pm (UTC)(link)
We were pretty tired by the time we found it; the crowd may have appeared larger as a result.

[identity profile] windswept1.livejournal.com 2005-07-22 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
sounds very nice indeed!:)

it's important to realize that our take on holidaying is all about eating as much good food as possible
But of course! that's how it should be.

and then working off the calories by sitting down and watching people hurry past on their way to do improving things.
*nods* best way to stay fit is to do so vicariously!

the pics are lovely!

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-22 10:21 am (UTC)(link)
We had a great time :-) Glad you like the pics! I think I've now worked out the button that will stop future photos turning out blue...

[identity profile] katlinel.livejournal.com 2005-07-22 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This post was a joy to read. I thoroughly approve of your approach to holidays too. I envy you the Suzanne Vega concert.

And 'pamplemousse' is a beautiful word.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-22 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
And 'pamplemousse' is a beautiful word.

I love rolling it around my tongue. Pamplemousse. Pamplemousse. It looks pretty too.

Glad you enjoyed the post :-)
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[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2005-07-24 08:04 pm (UTC)(link)
We had an amazing time :-)