That's true, I'm very ashamed of myself for being so childish. But I had such a good time writing that rant that I just switched the 'ironic' button off and let myself go. I should stop listening to so much 80s U2, they're making me over-serious.

And I'm so glad you live for brainless blockbusters too! Squeals the girl who has read every Jeffrey Archer book in existence. Well, almost every one.

I don't know much about her beyond what I learnt in English Lit 101, which is that it was through her diaries that people even found out that people in Europe were still reading Plautus and Terence. I'm certainly no expert on her work. Are you a fan?