Slightly mythical at the best of times ([identity profile] glitterboy1.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] altariel 2004-03-16 02:17 pm (UTC)

I'm not generally one to quote Martin Amis, but:

I have this anti-talent for queues. You know the deal. Ho, ho, ho, I think as I successfully shoulder and trample my way to the end of the shortest line. But the shortest line is the shortest line for an interesting reason. The people ahead of me are all Venusians, pterodactyls, men and women from an alternative timestream. (Money)

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