Somebody explained the tedious Russell Brand story to me yesterday at work as I have totally failed to be au fait with the news this week. However, I can now forget about yet another story in which men think that sexual harassment of women and their families is some kind of daring taboo breaking and comedy gold, and concentrate on the important business.

*concentrates*

*utterly fails to come up with definitive answer*

*suspects that it is very unlikely to be Michelle Gomez*

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