Burn Gorman's a v. good actor, but seriously - would you go for him over Capt. Jack? I had a more disgusted look on my face during their hot'n'heavy tree passion than with any of the gruesome corpses.

Would you call two of your central characters such similar-looking names as Owen and Gwen?

Tosh is obviously meant to fancy Owen. As if. I can't stop seeing as her Saffy's best mate in Absolutely Fabulous. They nearly all act as if they're in an episode of Hollyoaks.

Still enjoyed the Welsh cannibals though. Creepy. Much creepier than aliens. That's where "Jeepers Creepers" went wrong, IMHO. Once you realised the baddie wasn't human, he wasn't nearly as scary. Agree with the posters about those two X-Files episodes being some of the best TV ever (Mulder's line - upon discovering that suspect X had produced suspect Y by having sex with his own mother - "you mean he could ground his brother when he stole his toys?"). Also like "Humbug", despite the comparative lack of inbreeding plotline.

Finally say the first four eps of Boston Legal. I love it. "Denny Crane." Is it just me, or is James Spader actually really sexy?