Journeys through the late-night TV underworld

BBC2 was showing some chap playing Bach. He strode into an empty church - wearing a long black coat and shades - did his stuff, and then strode out again. Now I know what hitmen do in between gigs.

Switching over, I caught the last 20 minutes of The Passion of the Christ. I fear Monty Python may have ruined me for good on that one.

Now I'm looking for late night poker. Or Law and Order. There must be some Law and Order showing somewhere...

Bach to basics

Same guy. What do you think his appointments diary looks like?

10am Gun-shopping
11am Relabel poison bottles
Noon Lunch; feed ducks
2pm Passacaglia in Cm, BWV 582
4pm Dispatch Hungarian Minister of the Interior
7pm Union meeting (National Association of Amalgamated Political and General Musical Operatives)
10pm Pub