Love it. Absolutely love it. Ballyhoo Chair of Social Science? As was said in the recent series of Doctor Who: "I got a first in jiggery-pokery!" "Oh yeah? I failed hullabaloo."

I must have sent you this.

One day, I promise, I will sit down with a huge pile of felt-tip pens and draw that family tree. But it's something I'll do when I'm retired (from the busy Ballyhoo Chair?!).