What would it take to drive you mad so I don't have to do this by myself?
Tenure?
You and everyone else...
However, my dad at one time said he was awaiting official faculty appointment at Claremont Community College (http://www.claremontcommunitycollege.com/pages/1/index.htm), thatfine establishment (http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:kDoxRjakE4gJ:www.dailybulletin.com/Stories/0,1413,203~23112~2598967,00.html+%22Claremont+Community+College%22+when+you+have+to+go&hl=en) committed to intense testing of the thesis that humanity is the laughing animal.
Perhaps you'd like an inside reference to become tenured as the Ballyhoo Chair of Social Sciences? I could send you a mug...
Bribery
Tenure?
You and everyone else...
However, my dad at one time said he was awaiting official faculty appointment at Claremont Community College (http://www.claremontcommunitycollege.com/pages/1/index.htm), thatfine establishment (http://64.233.161.104/search?q=cache:kDoxRjakE4gJ:www.dailybulletin.com/Stories/0,1413,203~23112~2598967,00.html+%22Claremont+Community+College%22+when+you+have+to+go&hl=en) committed to intense testing of the thesis that humanity is the laughing animal.
Perhaps you'd like an inside reference to become tenured as the Ballyhoo Chair of Social Sciences? I could send you a mug...
Dwim