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altariel ([personal profile] altariel) wrote2004-10-24 08:05 pm

I know we can make this relationship work

I watched Grosse Pointe Blank last night for the first time in ages. God, I love that film.

"No, no! Psychopaths kill for no reason! I kill for money. It's a job. That didn't come out right."

[identity profile] matildabj.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 12:32 pm (UTC)(link)
And I presume to call myself a film fan. So many I haven't seen, it's criminal. After today, I have, however, seen Van Helsing, which is 2 hours of my life I'll never get back.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 12:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I had heard... mixed things about Van Helsing, and avoided it. Sounds like I made the right decision.

Sky Captain went off before I got a chance to see it - I'm really disappointed about that, I'd been looking forward to it so much.

[identity profile] matildabj.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh that's a bummer. It was great. You must see it when it comes out on DVD.

Avoid Van Helsing, unless your very life depends on it.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 12:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I think VH might be something I'd watch on a plane.
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[personal profile] trixieleitz 2004-10-24 01:00 pm (UTC)(link)
I watched Austin Powers III or whatever it was called on a plane. I still want those two hours back. Mind-numbing tedium would have been preferable.

[identity profile] terri-osborne.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Van Helsing is one of those movies that really opened up what could have been a fantastic universe to play in (and I'd still kill to write the sequel, but Sommers would have to be banned from the set), but failed miserably in the execution. Richard Roxburgh is, without fail, the worst screen Dracula in history, and a villain with absolutely no charisma did nothing to help the movie.

That, and Sommers managed to get the worst possible performance out of Beckinsale. I read the script after seeing the movie, and it wasn't nearly as bad as you'd think if you only watched the movie. *sigh* It was a decent script, IMO, the directing shot it to hell, though. Hence my "I'd love to write the sequel, just keep Sommers as far away as possible." stance. For the man who came up with the concept, Sommers pretty much failed in executing it.

Go into the movie expecting nothing resembling Stoker, Shelley, or anything you've seen before. (Although I understand that Frankenstein's monster more closely resembles Shelley's version than anything in recent film history.) From what I've seen so far, just about everyone panning the movie complains that they don't like that Gabriel Van Helsing doesn't resemble anything Stoker did with Abraham Van Helsing. Now, to me, their first clue that this was going to happen should have been Dracula, the Wolf Man and Frankenstein all existing in the same universe, but hey, what do I know? *cue rolleyes*

And I say that as someone who still found ways to like the movie. Okay, first off, David Wenham is just too adorable for words, and the idea of a mid-1800's-era version of James Bond's "Q" is just delicious. Second, even though Beckinsale's performance sucked--pardon the expression--there was a considerable amount of equal-opportunity eye candy. I mean, Hugh Jackman in a loincloth is going to get my attention, that's for sure.

It wasn't the best movie it could have been. I will certainly agree on that, though.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2004-10-25 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
I was hoping you'd post, Terri, I know you're a big fan of VH. I have to admit that one of the reasons I didn't go to see it was because Kate Beckinsale was in it. Her recent choice of material has been terrible: we walked out of Underworld. David Wenham goofing was a real temptation though.

opened up what could have been a fantastic universe to play in

Aha! What a shame that the director managed to ruin it, particularly if it was his own concept!

[identity profile] terri-osborne.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 04:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, and John Cusack? I love John Cusack. [i]Grosse Pointe Blank[/i] is one of my favorites. :)

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2004-10-25 02:32 am (UTC)(link)
:-D I can even forgive JC for appearing in my most hated film, Map of the Human Heart, a film so bad that our household gives a 'Map of the Human Heart' Award for the worst film we see in a year.
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[personal profile] trixieleitz 2004-10-24 01:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I was really surprised at how short the Sky Captain run was. The BoT and I only got to see it because (a) we noticed just in time that it was nearly finished and (b) we were sufficiently motivated to get up for a 10am Sunday screening the day after we got back from holiday.

It was worth it. So sorry that you didn't get to see it :( Maybe one of these screenings is feasible?

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
By the time I was free, it was a couple of late night showings, and Mr A. wasn't free to come with me. Thanks for that link; I'm hoping it will swing by the Arts cinema in a couple of months. I guess it's not too bad watching DVDs on our telly.
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[identity profile] kalypso-v.livejournal.com 2004-10-24 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
It was still on in Manchester last week.

I thought it needed cats in the final scene.

[identity profile] altariel.livejournal.com 2004-10-25 01:36 am (UTC)(link)
I thought it needed cats in the final scene.

:-D